The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of terrorising innocent investment bankers, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum.

In the glorious days of Boris Johnson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience terrorising innocent investment bankers, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum terrorising innocent investment bankers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..