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The Mail has learned that glue-sniffing teenagers are responsible for ripping off hard working families.

Has the world gone mad? Glue-sniffing teenagers are ripping off hard working families with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Jeremy Clarkson, who said "kill the commie swine"


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