The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn fans are looting and pillaging supermarkets every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn fans looting and pillaging supermarkets was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..