The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of eating babies, all of them involving ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

In the glorious days of Jonathan Aitkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience eating babies, but nowadays thanks to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy eating babies is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Ban this sick filth.