The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams engaging in steamy sex romps was some bloke in the pub who today said the lady’s not for turning.