The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that fighting the poilce is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Vince Cable who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..