The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was The Queen who today said Waterboarding is not torture.