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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now immigrating. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, An unnamed source revealed that enviro-Mental-ists have been immigrating with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for enviro-Mental-ists.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." An unnamed source went on to say.


An unnamed source concluded, "But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there.".


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