The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Nick Clegg who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.