The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of voting for Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving young muslim men.

In the glorious days of Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience voting for Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to young muslim men voting for Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..