The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, all of them involving Corbynites.

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, but nowadays thanks to Corbynites defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is New Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..