Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Hoody-wearing layabouts have been hacking the Gibson outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Norman Tebbit has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Hacking the Gibson: The True Face Of Evil", Norman Tebbit says, "Multiculturalism has failed utterly".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for hoody-wearing layabouts. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.