John Major has today said "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

Speaking at Alton Towers John Major’s comments come in a week that has seen bleeding heart liberals involved in smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament on an ever more frequent basis.

John Major’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to bleeding heart liberals it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Bleeding heart liberals and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.