The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are assisting asylum seekers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy assisting asylum seekers was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..