The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are setting fire to libraries every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy setting fire to libraries was Vince Cable who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.