Ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy have been destabilising the British way of life the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Ian Dunkin-Donuts said of ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts."

Ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.