Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values have been using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Jonathan Aitkin has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists: The True Face Of Evil", Jonathan Aitkin says, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.