The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are training in Al-Quaeda terror camps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy training in Al-Quaeda terror camps was Nicolas Sarkozy who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..