Anarchists calling themselves the Wombles have been sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Lala from the teletubbies said of anarchists calling themselves the Wombles, "society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less."

Anarchists calling themselves the Wombles made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.