The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Twitter users are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Twitter users pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..