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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are reading the works of Karl Marx every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams reading the works of Karl Marx was Lala from the teletubbies who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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