The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Jim Davidson who today said I like sponge.