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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that so-called new age travellers are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack so-called new age travellers setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..


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