The Mail has learned that Islamist youths are responsible for destabilising the British way of life.

Has the world gone mad? Islamist youths are destabilising the British way of life with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Ian Dunkin-Donuts, who said "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened"