The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of praising Osama Bin Laden, all of them involving cyberterrorists.

In the glorious days of Conservative head office, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience praising Osama Bin Laden, but nowadays thanks to cyberterrorists praising Osama Bin Laden is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..