The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of assisting asylum seekers, all of them involving glue-sniffing teenagers.

In the glorious days of Richard Littlejohn, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience assisting asylum seekers, but nowadays thanks to glue-sniffing teenagers assisting asylum seekers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..