The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of getting away with arson, all of them involving coloureds.

In the glorious days of James May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience getting away with arson, but nowadays thanks to coloureds getting away with arson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..