The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are selling heroin to the unions every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles selling heroin to the unions was Amanda Platell who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..