Vince Cable has today said "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Vince Cable’s comments come in a week that has seen anarchists involved in smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself on an ever more frequent basis.

Vince Cable’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to anarchists it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Anarchists and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.