The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Islamist youths are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Islamist youths injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Conservative head office who today said kill the commie swine.