Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow cyberterrorists such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but cyberterrorists have this week been revealed as sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps cyberterrorists would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Conservative head office who this week said, "Waterboarding is not torture".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is acceptable behaviour.