Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Cherie Blair’s friends have been drilling for oil in one family's back garden outside nursery schools.

Terror expert The Pope has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Drilling for oil in one family's back garden: The True Face Of Evil", The Pope says, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Cherie Blair’s friends. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.