The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gypsies are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gypsies terrorising innocent investment bankers was Jonathan Aitkin who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.