The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of admiring Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving gypsies.

In the glorious days of Paul Dacre, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience admiring Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to gypsies admiring Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The lady’s not for turning.