The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing cancer is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the unions are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the unions terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was George Osborne who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..