The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping illegal immigrants, all of them involving hoody-wearing layabouts.

In the glorious days of Nick Clegg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping illegal immigrants, but nowadays thanks to hoody-wearing layabouts helping illegal immigrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..