The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said we are a grandmother.