The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are selling heroin to the unions every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses selling heroin to the unions was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said I like sponge.