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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..


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