Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace have been plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Jeremy Clarkson said of unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening."

Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.