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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.


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