Anarchists calling themselves the Wombles have been pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Richard Littlejohn said of anarchists calling themselves the Wombles, "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks."

Anarchists calling themselves the Wombles made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.