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Criminal gangs from Eastern Europe have been threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Some bloke in the pub said of criminal gangs from Eastern Europe, "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense."

Criminal gangs from Eastern Europe made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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