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A homeowner has today said "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

Speaking at Alton Towers A homeowner’s comments come in a week that has seen Jeremy Corbyn admirers involved in looting and pillaging supermarkets on an ever more frequent basis.

A homeowner’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Jeremy Corbyn admirers it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Jeremy Corbyn admirers and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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