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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Theresa May who today said Ban this sick filth.


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