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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, all of them involving young single mothers.

In the glorious days of Boris Johnson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, but nowadays thanks to young single mothers squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Read my lips; no new taxes.


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