The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of being foreign and suspicious looking, all of them involving asylum seekers.

In the glorious days of Jonathan Aitkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience being foreign and suspicious looking, but nowadays thanks to asylum seekers being foreign and suspicious looking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..