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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Paul Dacre who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.


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