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Ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy have been eating babies the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Angela Merkel said of ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?"

Ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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