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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are selling heroin to the unions every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps selling heroin to the unions was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said arbeit macht frei.


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